[ So much for sleep. He really REALLY hated Damian's teachers someday, they'd never have survived in Gotham if they couldn't handle Damian. After six missed calls, of happy happy joy joy playing instead of Whiplash he wanted to shot his phone... and Tim. He knew this was Drake.
Instead of answering the call, he looked at the number and speed dialed Damian. Fuck it, go right to the demon. ]
[Damian sat across from a particularly angry looking adult. Normally Damian got on fine with his teachers, at least back at the compound he didn't give them much trouble. Perhaps it was the tragic knowledge that once they were out of things to teach him mother would have them killed that made Damian far more open to their lessons.
But this? This simply could not stand. The man was supposed to give them knowledge on physical education when he clearly didn't practice it himself.
Damian who was taught fighting and physical endurance from some of the most dangerous men and women in the world was already hard to impress, but this? It was just an insult being told to do rope climbs by a man that likely couldn't do them himself.]
All I asked is that you do the rope climb yourself before forcing your students. The sit in protest was peaceful resistance. You are just--
[He pauses when his phone starts to ring. RUDE. He is trying to make a point here Todd, but also, excellent timing! He holds his hand up to silence the man's protest before answering.]
[ Jason shouldn't have shocked that Damian was causing problems, the kid was smart as a whip and didn't even need school but Jason wasn't letting him off the hook. He knew Bruce wouldn't and even if he didn't like skipping a chance to stick it to Bruce, he wasn't letting this one slide.]
Listen here, you little fucking gremlin, whatever your doing to make someone blow up my phone knock it off before I come up there.
[ He had that angry sleepy lithe to his tone, his accent heavier and he was always moodier when woke up by his phone.]
[Damian rolls his eyes when Todd tries to get authoritative with him. He's not scared of you. This boy has faced death itself, to him you were nothing but a dog growling in his ear. He held a hand up again when the teacher tried to but it. You adults are SO rude.]
I'm not doing a thing. I expressed peaceful resistance to a clear insult to my education and I am being chastised for it! [He says pointedly to the teacher.]
Is that your guardian, Damian? Hand over the phone. [The man says tensely in the background.]
No, this is my call. You have your own. He'll get to you in time, just be patient. [Damian says with clear contempt as if talking to a child.]
[ Jason rolled his eyes, it was only one in the afternoon, it was to fucking early for this shit. He knew Damian wouldn't respect him, hell he didn't even push for it. Damian was Damian, he only respects Bruce... and maybe Alfred, Though he was kicking Bruce right in the family Jewels if he ever shows up for all of this.]
I swear to god, if I have to put on real clothes and come up there and fight someone, I'm going to be pissed.
[ He already sounds pissed.]
Damian, stop being a brat, tell the guy I'll fucking call in a moment, you come first. [ Family first, idiots second.] Is this the fat gym teacher again?
Instead of putting on a pointless peaceful protest, show off. Show the asshole you can do ten times more than he is trying to teach. I doubt he'll mess with you again. Besides, if he tries and has a heart attack I don't need the cops sniffing at our door. Okay?
[ Even with her limited words he got her message loud and clear. It actually had been some time since someone sparred with him. Todd was too busy getting drunk and Drake was... Drake. ]
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Instead of answering the call, he looked at the number and speed dialed Damian. Fuck it, go right to the demon. ]
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But this? This simply could not stand. The man was supposed to give them knowledge on physical education when he clearly didn't practice it himself.
Damian who was taught fighting and physical endurance from some of the most dangerous men and women in the world was already hard to impress, but this? It was just an insult being told to do rope climbs by a man that likely couldn't do them himself.]
All I asked is that you do the rope climb yourself before forcing your students. The sit in protest was peaceful resistance. You are just--
[He pauses when his phone starts to ring. RUDE. He is trying to make a point here Todd, but also, excellent timing! He holds his hand up to silence the man's protest before answering.]
Speak.
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Listen here, you little fucking gremlin, whatever your doing to make someone blow up my phone knock it off before I come up there.
[ He had that angry sleepy lithe to his tone, his accent heavier and he was always moodier when woke up by his phone.]
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I'm not doing a thing. I expressed peaceful resistance to a clear insult to my education and I am being chastised for it! [He says pointedly to the teacher.]
Is that your guardian, Damian? Hand over the phone. [The man says tensely in the background.]
No, this is my call. You have your own. He'll get to you in time, just be patient. [Damian says with clear contempt as if talking to a child.]
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I swear to god, if I have to put on real clothes and come up there and fight someone, I'm going to be pissed.
[ He already sounds pissed.]
Damian, stop being a brat, tell the guy I'll fucking call in a moment, you come first. [ Family first, idiots second.] Is this the fat gym teacher again?
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He says I come first and he agrees with everything I say. I climb the rope when you do.
[Can you hear the look of contempt he is giving the man? Because he's giving one.]
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[ He rolled his eyes some.]
Instead of putting on a pointless peaceful protest, show off. Show the asshole you can do ten times more than he is trying to teach. I doubt he'll mess with you again. Besides, if he tries and has a heart attack I don't need the cops sniffing at our door. Okay?
audio; id: c.cain
[she knows no self-respecting kid who goes on and on about being Batman's son is going to go without a place.]
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It's no Batcave, but if you're looking to burn some energy, it'll suffice.
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Let's... see what you know.
[yes this is her way of saying she wants to spar.]
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Challenge accepted.
See you in 30 minutes at the HQ.
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[And log!]